Wednesday, March 10, 2010

State of Mt. Chipotle

MARCH 8 2010 MT. CHIPOTLE STATUS REPORT

GENERAL CONDITION: STABLE, DIRTY
OLD TRAILER: PRESENT
HEAVY MACHINERY: ABSENT
YETI: PRESENT, UNSEEN
CURRENT HEIGHT: 8.4M (27.55FT)
HEIGHT OF ADJACENT LIGHT POLE 10.5M (34.4FT)

2 comments:

  1. What about reports that Mt. Chipotle is actually a volcano, and may erupt without warning, releasing flows of molten queso fundido upon the unsuspecting shoppers of the Barracks?

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  2. As an informed Charlottesville citizen -- and really, is there any other kind? -- I am extremely concernted about those living downstream from Mount Chipotle.

    There is already a glacial river of meltwater can be seen flowing out from the base of Mount Chipotle, and now there are rumors that a volcano may lie underneath, ready to erupt at any moment. My thoughts immediately turn to the risk of a jökulhlaup.

    Has the NRO developed a contingency plan to alert those dwelling downstream from Mount Chipotle in the event of such a catastrophe?

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