The Official Blog of Mount Chipotle
What about reports that Mt. Chipotle is actually a volcano, and may erupt without warning, releasing flows of molten queso fundido upon the unsuspecting shoppers of the Barracks?
As an informed Charlottesville citizen -- and really, is there any other kind? -- I am extremely concernted about those living downstream from Mount Chipotle.There is already a glacial river of meltwater can be seen flowing out from the base of Mount Chipotle, and now there are rumors that a volcano may lie underneath, ready to erupt at any moment. My thoughts immediately turn to the risk of a jökulhlaup. Has the NRO developed a contingency plan to alert those dwelling downstream from Mount Chipotle in the event of such a catastrophe?