Monday, March 22, 2010

State of Mt. Chipotle

MARCH 19, 2010 MT. CHIPOTLE STATUS REPORT

GENERAL CONDITION: STABLE, DIRTIER
OLD TRAILER: ABSENT
HEAVY MACHINERY: PRESENT
YETI: PRESENT, UNSEEN, REMAINS MAY BE EMBEDDED IN SIDE OF MTN.
CAR AT THE CENTER: UNSURE, RUMORS GROWING
CURRENT HEIGHT: 8.4M (26.9FT)
RATE OF MELT: 0.59CM/DAY (2.32INCHES/DAY)
HEIGHT OF ADJACENT LIGHT POLE 10.5M (34.4FT)

ADDITIONAL NOTES: SURPRISING PRESENCE OF VIDEOGRAPHERS IN CARS AND ROGUE RESEARCHERS LOOKING TO DISRUPT INTERVIEWS

-DR. ZORDERS